
We craft deliciously rude cupcakes, host erotic cupcake decorating classes and design deeply kinky kitchenware — all in Brighton, the home of the UK’s horniest hen do.

Erotic Cupcakes
We make Slutcakes to order in Brighton for hen parties, dirty birthdays, LGBTQ+ events, stag dos, Valentine’s Day, Pride celebrations, divorce parties, Halloween (we call them Halloweiners), kink nights, and even Tuesday afternoons. Honestly, we don’t need much of an excuse – and neither do you.
Choose your flavours, pick your naughty bits and we’ll do the rest.


Erotic Cupcake Decorating Classes
Learn how to pipe something devilishly rude onto a cupcake! Our erotic cupcake decorating classes in Brighton are perfect for hen parties, birthdays, team nights, Pride celebrations and private groups. Expect filthy fun, hysterical laughter and cupcakes almost too rude to eat.

Kinky Kitchenware
Discover our range of kinky kitchenware for people who like a bit of smut with their Sunday roast. From aprons and tea towels to wooden spoons, spatulas and mugs, we’ve got your kitchen covered. Because who DOESN’T need a fanny-print tea towel?!
“Wait… that looks like a… Oh My God it IS!!”
Lily, from Brighton
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